The tale begins with our hero: Assmaster (named by the unknown player) as he begins his journey into the land of ARGGGGGGGG. Due to a lack of weapons and an overabundance of would be heroes (for now) he’s given a lead pipe and sent on his merry way. Along his trip he’ll meet up with characters such as Pink-Haired-Anime-Fangirl and Painfully Cool Guy, battle invincible foes such as Catberus the three headed kitty from hell.
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Name: Assmaster (the hero)
Age: 17
Level: 1
Orientation: Straight
Appearance:
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Style: Short but disheveled
Height: 6’0”
Weight: 180 lbs
Clothing: White Wife-beater, green/brown fatigue pants, dark brown military boots
Class: Warrior
Passive Traits: Strength +2
Active Traits: Bash 2x damage attack, single enemy
Equipment:
Body: Clothes (No Bonus)
Right Hand: Lead Pipe (Str +12)
Likes: Better Games
Dislikes: This Game
Current Quests:
Level Up
Find Item: Rename Card
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Name: Sakura (Pink-haired-anime-fangirl)
Age: 16
Level: 1
Orientation: Unknown (Presumed Straight)
Appearance:
Hair Color: Bright Pink
Eye Color: Green
Hair Style: Neck length with a ponytail
Height: 5’2”
Weight: Don’t ask (Slender)
Clothing: Japanese Schoolgirl Outfit
Class: Thief
Passive Traits: Speed +2, Two-Handed
Active Traits: Steal, single enemy
Equipment:
Body: Clothes (No Bonus)
Left Hand: Single Dagger (Str +4, Spd +6)
Right Hand: Single Dagger (Str +4, Spd +6)
Likes: Stereotypes, Feminine Boys, Sephiroth 
, Kitties, Japan
Dislikes: Her Boobs (wishes they where bigger)
Current Quests:
Level Up
Finding Her “Bishie”
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Name: Catberus
Age: “Catberus is eternal, mortal.”
Level: Unknown
Orientation: “Catberus cares not for mortal things.”
Appearance:
A small housecat with three heads, Left Head: Black, Middle Head: Grey, Right Head: White; Body: Calico.
Eye Color: Yellow
Class: Monster
Passive Traits: Immortality (Cannot be harmed/banished/etc)
Active Traits: Devour (Instantly Kill any tiny – small creature) Meteor Level 15 (800 set damage to any single target)
Equipment: None
Likes: Tuna, String, Sleeping, And world destruction
Dislikes: Humans
Current Quests:
Eat
Destroy The World
Nap
Poop
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page 1:
Assmaster standing next to his name
System Message: Name your Character.
Assmaster: Oh that’s just great…
page 2:
just a background of a medieval style town
Large message in the middle: Welcome to the world of ARRRGGGGGGGG
page 3:
Assmaster is inside an single room house with an elderly man.
Old man: Oh great another “hero”… well let me just get you your starting equipment *starts looking around*
Assmaster: So, there are a lot of heroes in this game?
Old man:… yeah, everyone seems to be getting in on it since we’re overrun with monsters and people figure it’s easier than normal work… Monsters crap gold when they die you know.
Assmaster: wait wut?
Old man: You’ve played this sort of game before right, you’re not a n00b are you?
Assmaster: Yeah, but they crap gold?
Old man: Hell if you hit them right they’ll hurl up items sometimes too, you didn’t think you where just taking their wallets did you?
Assmaster:Well… yeah something like that.
Old man: Humph, kids these days… don’t know nuthin… Anyway *continues to rummage through junk* This is all I can give you, we’re a bit tapped out right now. *Hands Assmaster a lead pipe* Take these too
System: You recieve Items: Lead Pipe, Potion, Gold x5
Assmaster: Great I’m sure I won’t die with this… much… *Standing in the doorway*
Old man: Good luck… *under his breath* n00b
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Just putting this here so I can find it all in one spot, if you know an artist twisted enough, send ‘em my way.
We’re rocking here, new comic will be up shortly and I think I should have a new Extra in the works soon as well. As you may have noticed I’ve been a bit lax in updates lately… Some health concerns have come up relating to my insomnia… long story short I’m on otc sleep aids right now. This would not be an issue if it wasn’t for the fact that the hardest drug I’ve done in 5+ years was Asprin, so these safe-assed otc’s drop me for 12 hours and leave me groggy for another 6 at least…
This is why the lack of updates. I hope I can get evened out sometime down the line, but shit’s not looing good.
Btw, update day is Friday again.
Forums offline
Back up made
Uploads Done
Forums back online. Smooth as silk… almost.
Comic = Done
Site testing = done
Archives, comic, main page, and all the rest = done
Working right now, in addition, please don’t visit the other sections besides this one and the forums right now. If you must read the comic do so at Smack Jeeves or Drunk Duck
If you need to talk to me directly, my contact info is on the contact page.
Keep watching for updates.
Awesome, done in only an hour…
So, tomorrow Mayhem: The Comic turns 2 years old and 150 pages long.
Big changes are coming, both in the story and how the site looks.
The Forum beta was a resounding success, much to my surprise. Thanks to all the people who joined, you guys rock.
Forum Maintenance tomorrow, just so you all know.
The site will be undergoing all sorts of shit tomorrow as I get the new layout up, tested and working, lot of things to do.
Oh yeah, Blog purge complete, some win was kept.
New M:TC is up
As Tuesday, M:TC’s second anniversary, draws closer and closer, it becomes obvious to me that the changes I’m making are going to be rough… I won’t be able to apply them retroactively to the comic pages… This is because I’ve just recently come to a uniform strip size. Tl;dr Cocks, comics are going to stay the same past a previous point (or recent one).
Other things to expect:
Blog purge, all of it gone, fresh start, I’ll keep the rants… if there are any good ones.
Forum maintenance, a lot of it…
New crap lol
On a side note, if you’ve noticed I’ve been happier lately, it’s because of a new girl in my life. My sweet Sasha.
That is all, happy… uh… whatever it is you all do.